Losing Weight in All the Wrong Places – Diet Day 69

by | March 21, 2012

Losing Weight in All the Wrong Places – Diet Day 69

Jeff Summers

March 21, 2012

When I began to contemplate going on a diet I had to go through a self-evaluation. I knew that if I started this journey that I wanted to be fully committed to reaching my goal. The last thing I wanted was to stop or give up part way through. Part of this evaluation was to understand whether I needed to lose weight and where. By where I didn’t mean “in the house” or “on the sofa” but rather which parts of my body was I hoping to “re-shape”.

The photographs that were taken at our last family vacation to Disneyland last fall made it blatantly obvious where I needed to lose a few pounds. My midsection had gotten a little rounder than I had remembered in the past making most of my pants and shorts tighter than they were.

My legs had likewise gotten bigger especially around the thighs. If I could lose the gut and make my legs more defined this would definitely be a success. Beyond those two areas I really didn’t think I needed to lose weight anywhere else.

During the first couple of weeks I began to notice that my waistline was indeed getting smaller. Likewise my jeans seemed to have a more relaxed fit than they did before starting this journey so obviously my thighs were likewise getting smaller. I have to admit, I was feeling pretty good and things were going according to plan.

As the weight has come off I have noticed that it wasn’t just those two areas where I seemed to be losing inches. Trina immediately noticed my neck had more definition. I had begun to develop a second chin before the diet and that was now gone. I have to admit I was a little sad by that. Having a second chin was kind of like driving around with a spare tire. If I ever got a chin flat I at least had another one but that’s now gone. Still I looked and felt better so that was the important thing.

In the past couple of weeks though I have seen weight loss in areas where I never would have anticipated or expected. My watch that I received for my birthday last year was now too big. It would seem I have lost about a watchband link’s worth of weight in the past two months. Who loses weight in their wrist? Well apparently I do.

The other area and this is a lot more frustrating is that my head is shrinking. No seriously it is. A long time ago I wore a size 7 1/8 hat but lately I was buying a size 7 ¼. My theory was that a fitted wool hat has a tendency to shrink and depending on how long my hair is at the time the hats get a little snug.

Now though I have probably tried on 10 or 12 hats I have around the house and they are freaking huge! Are you kidding me? My favorite Diamondbacks hat now falls down over my ears! This is totally messed up. I don’t mind having to go out and get a new shirt or a smaller pair of jeans but Trina is absolutely going to kill me if I have to buy new baseball hats. This is as bad as when the Diamondbacks changed from Purple and Teal to Sedona Red.

I was definitely not prepared for this. These diet guys need to include some kind of warning label. Caution: Going on this diet may cause your head and wrist to shrink. Yeah that should work.

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Posted by Jeff Summers

Author, technologist, and baseball aficionado specializing in information technology and developing new and creative ways to interact with the world around us. My goal is to extend the boundaries of what is possible and find ways to make the world a better place while having fun.

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