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Sometimes I’m funny but not really

St. Patrick’s Day

by | March 17, 2019 | Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

Let me start off by saying, I am not Irish. My parents are not Irish. My grandparents are not Irish. In fact, based upon the family history that has been done, I don’t think I have an Irish ancestor over the past 7 generations. So, when it comes to St. Patrick’s Day I...
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Like Father, Like Son

by | April 1, 2012 | Family, Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

I am not exactly sure why but April Fool’s Day is a national holiday in our house. I blame Trina really. I mean she is always joking around despite how serious the occasion is. I remember one time when she was a youngster that she stood up in church and yelled, “If...
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What Was I Thinking?

by | November 27, 2009 | Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

The aroma of roast turkey still lingered in the air and the dessert plates had just barely been cleared from the table. The tranquility of Thanksgiving suddenly disappeared with a loud thud. The Thanksgiving newspaper was plopped onto the table; it’s contents spilling...
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There’s A Turkey in my Pool

by | November 24, 2009 | Family, Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

It must be Thanksgiving, there’s a turkey in my pool. I never get tired of that line nor do I get tired of the confused look that accompanies that comment. I probably need to explain. My family is addicted to The Food Network. Alton Brown, Bobby Flay, and Paula Dean...
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Friday the Thirteenth

by | November 13, 2009 | Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

I like to think of myself as an educated man. I graduated from college and even started a few post graduate degrees until I get bored and try something new. I read and try to keep up with current affairs. I enjoy delving into math and science projects and based upon...
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I’ve Been Cursed!

by | November 2, 2009 | Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

On Friday I received an email from my son Dakota’s Social Studies teacher. In this email she lamented that Dakota has been a real trial for her this school year. It seems that he is something of a class clown and has been causing problems in school. The email went on...
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Me and Columbus

by | October 12, 2009 | Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

According to my calendar, today is Columbus Day. As I have written previously, I have an issue with Columbus Day in general. I just do not get why Columbus gets his own holiday. I know he supposedly discovered the new world but I still have a problem with that given...
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Banana Bread Racism

by | September 24, 2009 | Family, Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

Every once in a while I end up in a conversation with my wife Trina that is completely random leaves both of us scratching our heads wondering how in the world we got to this point. Let me preface this with a few useless facts. For the past couple of days I have not...
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They’re Alive!

by | September 21, 2009 | Family, Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

When my wife left me… Ok I was just told I better clarify that statement if I know what’s good for me. When my wife left for her mini-vacation to visit family in Indiana, she had some concerns that I would not be able to take care of the kids during her absence. Today...
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Feeling Peachy

by | September 19, 2009 | Family, Humor, Personal | 0 Comments

Let me start out by saying that my wife is a complete peachaholic. For as long as we have been married she has made it well known that when peaches are in season, we’ll be buying them by the case. In a very real sense she is the peach equivalent of Forrest Gump’s best...
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I’m Being Stalked By the Number 9

I’m Being Stalked By the Number 9

by | Sep 9, 2009 | , ,

Today is a day I have both anticipated and dreaded my entire life, 09/09/09. I am a self-proclaimed patterns guy and I am always looking at number patterns and trying to understand them as something more than just coincidental. Whether it be when a clock turns 12:34...

It’s Just Not Right

It’s Just Not Right

by | Sep 7, 2009 | ,

I remember when I was a young boy. After enduring yet another Mother’s Day where I had to make plaster of Paris molds of my hands and a Father’s Day where I made a tie out of finger painting material I went to my mother to ask when it was “Kid’s Day”. In typical...

Gambling with the Laundry

Gambling with the Laundry

by | Sep 6, 2009 | , ,

Ok, I admit it I am a complete technology geek. I am always looking for some excuse to trick out my life with the latest gadget. In most cases my quest for the ultimate device only impacts me and I can therefore justify being on the bleeding edge of technology....

They’re Alive!

They’re Alive!

by | Sep 21, 2009 | , ,

When my wife left me… Ok I was just told I better clarify that statement if I know what’s good for me. When my wife left for her mini-vacation to visit family in Indiana, she had some concerns that I would not be able to take care of the kids during her absence. Today...

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